helpdesk:
what kind of computer do you have?"
customer:
a white one....
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customer:
i cant get my floppy disk out of my drive...
helpdesk:
did you press the eject button?
customer:
yeah sure, but nothing happen
helpdesk:
oh, that sounds bad, let me take a note...
customer:
ooh.. wait a second.. i am sorry, i just see that my floppy disc is still on my desk. I didnt even put it in... sorry....
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helpdesk:
could you please click on "my computer" on the left side of your monitor?
customer:
left from you or left from me??
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helpdesk:
hello, how can i help you?
customer:
hello, i can't print...
helpdesk:
could you please click on start and..
customer:
please dont start with this technical bullshit.. I am not Bill Gates..
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voicemail:
hello, it's martina jansen calling. i cant print. Everytime i try to i get an error "printer doesnt exist". Thats impossible! The printer is right next to me on my desk. I mean, i can see him and the computer says its not existing...
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customer:
I cant print in red!
helpdesk:
Do you have a colour printer?
customer:
OH! thank you~
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helpdesk:
and what do you see on your monitor?
customer:
a small little teddy my boyfriend gave me as a present..
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customer:
my keyboard isnt working anymore.
helpdesk:
are you sure its plugged in?
customer:
no, cuz i cant see behind the computer...
helpdesk:
please take the keyboard and go back a bit from your computer
customer:
okay
helpdesk:
could you take the keyboard with you?
customer:
yes
helpdesk:
that means, the keyboard isn't plugged in. Is there maybe another keyboard on your desk?
customer:
yes.. there is another one.. OH! and this on is working...!
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helpdesk:
now press "F8"
customer:
nothing happens
helpdesk:
what did you do now exactly?
customer:
i pressed the key "f" 8 times and nothing! happens
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helpdesk:
your password is small a, tall v and the number 7.
customer:
seven, tall or small??
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the customer can' access the internet.
helpdesk:
are you sure, that you use the correct password?
customer:
yes of course, i did watch my colleage doing it before..
helpdesk:
would you tell me what password you use?
customer:
5 stars.
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helpdesk:
which anti-virus program do you use?
customer:
netscape
helpdesk:
thats not an anti-virus program
customer:
of course, i am sorry.. i meant internet explorer.
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customer:
i hope you can help me.
My friend put a nice screen saver on my computer, but every time i move my mouse, it disappears.
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helpdesk:
microsoft, how can i help you?
customer:
i am waiting for you for 4 hours now. How long does it still take?
helpdesk:
ah..? i am sorry, but i dont understand how i can help you ?
customer:
i did wrote something in word and pressed the help button. That happend 4 hours ago! when are you finally going to help me?
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helpdesk:
how can i help you?
customer:
i am writing an email for the first time.
helpdesk:
ok, and where you need help?
customer:
at the address of my friend. i am finding the "a" but i dont know how i can paint those lines around it..
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I hope you all understand it !
Note:
All customers have been women
